So, you guys know I’m kind of ditzy right? I say and do some really dumb shit, often. Like that time I accidentally “liked” an ex-boyfriends relationship status change on Facebook. That was embarrassing. Oh, I never told you all about that? It started innocently enough, I saw said ex-bf was now “in a relationship” and 8 people had “liked” the status. Obviously I wanted to see who had done so, but instead of clicking on “people who like this” I clicked “like”, and then there it was “Kelly McCormick and 8 others like this”. FUCK! After I recovered from my heart attack, I unliked the status immediately and began to wonder if ex-bf still got a notification about it. If he did, he was kind enough to ignore it and not remark, but holy shit, did I feel like an asshole for a few days.
After I moved to Virginia in 2010, I noticed I was missing my favorite pair of Coach gold sandals when it came time to bring out spring and summer clothes. I searched and searched, both in VA and PA, and after a year convinced myself that I had lost them. Left them somewhere to never be recovered, probably at an ex-bf’s house where they may have been thrown away. I sucked it up, bought some new sandals and moved on. When I went up to PA two weeks ago, I was digging around in my closet hoping I’d maybe left some sneakers there so I could go to the gym with my sister, and what did I find? The missing pair of gold Coach sandals, in a shoe box, in my closet. Guess I never thought to search there.
My toes are bright orange and my nails sparkly blue. Apparently I was feeling silly when I picked out my colors at the salon last night, or like a 6 year-old girl. Whatever. The eye-brows have also been tamed, and I’m nearly ready for Vegas. Damn though, being a woman is expensive. However, having freshly waxed eyebrows makes me feel like a brand new woman, so that’s worth the $15 or whatever I paid last night. (So bad at paying attention to prices).
In fact, I recently inquired with some of my ladies as to what a normal price is for a large sectional sofa, as it occurred to me I really had no idea. Apparently, the $5000 Crate and Barrel charges is not normal, go figure. Darren will be happy to learn I’m trying to take lessons in bargain hunting and being frugal.
This post was really random, but it will probably (definitely) be my last one until Monday or Tuesday, unless I pay for wi-fi on the flight tomorrow, but I’ll probably be too busy drinking with my roommates to do such a thing. Wish me luck in Vegas, homegirl can’t drink like she used to! Oh and Happy Happy 30th Birthday to my friend Michelle! Miss you!